9th: Gleetch London at Moustache Bar

Gigs, Simon Says

Waaah, I’m soo looking forward to having a gig after so much silence.

9th of August

Moustache Bar

58 Stoke Newington Road, N16 7XB


The mys┽erious space shuttle


is bringing you to the nigh† of dance and noise ┽


Chaotic Electro Baroque Trash Breakcore Effects:

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Presented by 8 bi† vomi┽ spaced out team:


Be there or be square wave!


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Gazillion Gazebo und Walpodenakademie

Gigs, Simon Says

Nun ist es also eine Sache! Oder genau genommen sogar zwei.

Nachdem sich der Frankfurter Verein fuer Kuenstlerhilfe e.V. bereit erklaert hat, das Projekt finanziell zu schultern, Ist es mir eine aussergewoehnliche Freude, mitzuteilen, dass meine merkwuerdige Kopfgeburt Gazillion Gazebo tatsaechlich stattfinden wird.

Was dann auch bedeutet, dass ich mir dann am Freitag und Samstag jeweils von 20-22 Uhr in Frankfurt auf dem Rossmarktgelaende umgeben von jeder Menge anderer abgefahrener Projekte anderer Leute ordentlich den Allerwertesten abfrieren darf. Hui, das wird ein Spass.

Weiterhin gibt es dann noch begeistert zu vermelden, dass ich am darauf folgenden Montagabend, den 25. Maerz in der Walpodenakademie in Mainz unter dem wirren Motto: „Drinnen draussen sein“, audiovisuell aufspielen werde. Wer also nach der Lichternummer noch nicht genug, oder dafuer keine Zeit gefunden hat, der soll doch einfach nach Mainz kommen. Das ist dann dem „draussen“ im Namen zum Trotze auch drinnen, da muss man dann also nicht so frieren.

Hier ach nochmal das offizielle Fressenbuch-event. Da steht dann noch ein wirrer Text und eine Wegbeschreibung dabei: https://www.facebook.com/events/305919449535687/?ref=ts&fref=ts

Praise the Lard save your Salt

Gigs, Simon Says

Suuper short notice for what I expect to be a very messy night.

an all nighter of noise and shit

SKAT INJECTOR [misanthropop digigrind]

SPASTIC BURN VICTIM [spastic noisegrind]

THE ELECTRIC PUFFS [rock’n’roll]


BRUTES [noiserock duo]

DER WARST [experimental noise]

CEMENTIMENTAL [harsh experiments]

D.O.R.M. [post-metal]

WUBBLY BLONDE [inhouse maniac]

MOTHAX [industrial noise]

Save The Lard Save Your Salt

Post Performance Syndrome…

Gigs, life, Simon Says

So there have been a few shows recently. Generally, it feels good to be playing live again. Althought the new setup needs a lot of work until it functions in a way that I want it to. But that’s only my stuff and I didn’t really expect it to work right away. In any case, it would be way less of a problem if it wasn’t for all those fucking annoying PA idiots.

How come so many sound system people are just absolute fucking pussies when it comes to aggressive electronic live music? They bring a completely oversized PA to the venue and play punk bands and breakcore records at deafening volumes, but once I’m on, they shit their pants and turn the levels down to barely audible. Even if I tell them to turn it up about 4 times. Of course then the audience gets annoyed and leaves.


It is so incredibly annoying to have just another performance ruined by some sound guy who just doesn’t fucking get it.

And don’t even get me started about that drugged idiot who thinks he needs to touch my instruments/mixer/whatever.

Yes, I am in a slightly bad mood.

Seven Sisters

Gigs, Simon Says

Oh, the randomness. The whole thing was disorganised as fuck!
Of course, there was no projector, the Kaoss pad’s power adapter broke, I forgot the extra special cable for the Zoom 505 at home. The PA sucked big time and I was playing last, ending around 5:30. I was loud and obnoxious
All in all, It was a pretty fun night.

Chipbuilders Noiselounge

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 Ladies and Gentlemen!

Simon Schäfer/der Warst/Chipbuilders Union proudly present:




6 live acts, 1 or more DJ, 4 british Pounds, cheap booze, a night of MADNESS!


LITTER SHITTER (Junk/garbage noise/shitcore)

CEMENTIMENTAL (Happy harsh noise)

RYAN JORDAN (Flashnoise)

Xithi Chasm (Spaghetti ’n‘ stuff)

DER WARST (Media core)

DJ OLIO (chipstuff, electro, etc)

All this and much more at CHIPBUILDERS, 140-142 Walworth Road, London SE17 1JL! 

 All this and much more at CHIPBUILDERS, 140-142 Walworth Road, London SE17 1JL! 

 All this and much more at CHIPBUILDERS, 140-142 Walworth Road, London SE17 1JL! 


Leaving Nijmegen today

Gigs, Simon Says, Tour

It has been amazing!

Thank you very much Extrapool, de-affaire and Nijmegen in general for all the hospitality. I had a really good time. Hope to get some pictures or videos of the gig. As soon as I get something, I’ll upload it.

until then, here’s someone who thinks I’m too fiddly (and has got something against those gameboy noise music anyway)

And here I’m slingering the Kanten uit. I just read it through some translation engine, and basically, it calls my set an incoherent mess. Fair enough. I think enough people enjoyed exactly that.

3rd Dec: Bitz Of Noise @ Rythm Factory

Gigs, Simon Says

Tomorrow, all comen to the Rythm Factory in Whitechapel, because:

  1. Der Warst is will play for the dancen of all with the weird visualien for in your eyes!
  2. Other musiken playing, too, why not. From 10pm-5am Arschlong night Haha!
  3. Hand Baked arcade there will have much of olden gamen system of video for the playen.
  4. IT FREE!

Rhythm Factory
16-18 Whitechapel Road
London, United Kingdom
E1 1EW

You looken from official Fressenbuch-event:


here the fliegers

You all comen for the dancen! JA JA!

Playing at Shunt London tonight!

Art, Gigs, Simon Says

Surreal Nightmares at Shunt

A weekend of Surreal Nightmares made flesh in performance, installation, photography and music. Shunt, Londons most unique and exciting arts venue and bar, plays host to the extreme, the macabre and the perverse for two nights only.

The concept is to turn The Machine (a three tiered performance space and relic of the industrial revolution) into a fabric of nightmare episodes; all generated by the unconscious mind of one deprave…d indivual (cast as the appalling Robert Spragg).

This figure sleeps on soiled sheets and tosses and turns in a polluted swimming pool dreamscape. He has been given these nightmares by the excessive consumption of tinned ‘all day breakfast’- referencing the seminal piece All Day Breakfast by Richard Crow (Performing a new piece in the Bank space).

Over the course of the weekend a number of 2D works,performances, films and installations will be shown over the Shunt space incorporating the fabric of the machine into the one immersive installation that is The Surreal Nightmare.

Curated by Robin Spalding
Thanks to Robert Spragg


FRIDAY 19th November- 9.30-1.30am Free Entry


  • Antonia Wilson-Punctum
  • Shona Harrison-Taxidermy “funtimes”
  • Charlie Tuesday Gates-DIY Taxidermy


  • Hector de Gregorio-Bosch and Blood projection
  • Jonny Briggs-His mother looking at a wedding dress
  • Tereza Zelenkova-Melting eye Photography
  • Birgit Deubner-Twisted flesh photography


  • Silas Money-A supermarket panic attack
  • Nadine Byrne-Chomping out her teeth caught on camera
  • Lee Adams-Visions of Excess Documentation
  • Dominic Johnson-Performance Documentation

SATURDAY 20th November- 8.30-1.30am £5 Entry


  • 12.30-Der Warst- A Circuit Bending Horror Story
  • 11-12.30-DJ Alan Alda
  • 10.30-Richard Crow- Retro sound performance Lecture
  • 9.30-Rebbecca Diamond and Victor Strauss-Durational Whipping piece
  • 9.00-Martin O Brien-Bodily Remains


  • Charlie Tuesday Winner Gates-Taxidermy Perversions
  • SUKAOFF-Skin-shedding-video-nasty
  • Lee Yaroveski-Erotic Fashion dream
  • Robert Spragg/Robin Spalding/Nick Spalding-Polluted Dreamscape


  • Silas Money-A supermarket panic attack
  • Nadine Byrne-Chomping out her teeth caught on camera
  • Dominic Johnson-Performance Documentation
  • Lee Adams-Monster in the Light of the Labyrinth Documentation

Also including: The Barefoot Disco-ones worst nightmares come to life to the soundtrack of Prince